My BFF's two daughters are 8 (almost 9) and 5. Last night when we were all sitting down to eat some delicious dinner, the dog (a 3 year old black pug) had a bad case of gas. M, the oldest of the two girls, immediately got a whiff of his stickiness exclaimed, "Everyone! Evacuate the building!" Because Z, the 5 year old, looks up to her older sister, she promptly replied, "Everyone! Vacuum the Building!"
I was rolling.